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Conversation # 5

In flow 1 on February 13, 2012 at 12:17 am

Nikka & Tristan

Tristan: “Sorry to hear about your brother babe”

Nikka: “Yeah, thanks”

Tristan: “So how is he doing?”

Nikka: “Well, he is still a little foggy, but that’s expected being tasered in the forehead”

Tristan: “How did Malaney get a hold of the officer’s taser anyway”

Nikka: “Well, apparently she was being escorted out by the police”

Tristan: “What was she doing at American Press, isn’t she a massage therapist?”

Nikka: “Yes, but she was stalking him trying to call him on a pay phone from inside the office”

Tristan: “Did she know someone that worked there?”

Nikka: “No, I kept telling Eric to be careful, but he said Steve ok’d her”

Tristan: “Steve!  Steve has 4 toes what does he know”

Nikka: “I know, I told him, but does he listen to his sister? No”

Tristan: “Well, I’ll go see him tomorrow.  Maybe I’ll bring him some food”

Nikka: “Please do.  All they are feeding him is soup and jello.  And he can’t stand jello anymore”

Tristan:”Why?”

Nikka: “He said that he shi-poo was in kindergarten and that is what she would pack in her lunch box”

Tristan: “But a shi-poo is a dog”

Nikka: ” I know”

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Conversation # 4

In flow 1 on February 12, 2012 at 11:46 pm

Beth Malaney & Random office people

Security: “Ma’am, we have to ask you to leave”

Beth: “No, just hold up one minute the phone is ringing”

Security: “Ma’am you can’t be here”

Beth: “But he’s going to answer I know he is”

Security: “Ma’am, you can’t go around walking into offices using employees’  phones, we have to ask you to leave”

Beth: “But my boyfriend Eric is right outside, he’s going to answer right this second”

Security: “Why are you calling him from an office to a payphone, if he is your boyfriend call his cell”

Beth: “I can’t”

Security: “Why?”

Beth: “He blocked his number”

Office worker: ” She’s eating the office community candy”

Conversation # 2

In flow 1, Uncategorized on February 5, 2012 at 4:44 am

Nikka & Tristan

Nikka: “Angela didn’t seem to happy at work today.  She said she had a rough night.”

Tristan: ” Well, Steve has not been himself lately since the accident.  He said she got him some pills, but he is so neurotic, he’s afraid to take them”

Nikka: “ Wait, Angela never mentioned any accident”

Tristan: ” Yeah, everybody’s still amazed at what happened”

Nikka: ” Well, what happened?”

Tristan: ” The thing is nobody knows.  Except for Steve.  All we know is that his toes are gone”

Nikka: ” Toes are gone?”

Tristan: “Yes, it’s the weirdest thing.  How does a person keep their shoes intact, but at the same time lose their 3 middle toes on both feet???”

Nikka: “?”